Wednesday, 7 May 2008

EVERYBODY WAS IN THE FRENCH RESISTANCE....NOW



COMMUNIQUÉ.

Avril Lavigne is a bitch. When she's not gloating about her totally undeserved success or berating and sneering at young mothers, she is attempting to steal men from loving happy relationships.

Do not worry. Everybody Was In The French Resistance....Now have the "Motherfucking Princess" in their réticule.

Everybody Was In The French Resistance...Now are correcting the mistakes of pop songs past. So far they have defended the belittled blue collar worker from Kanye West's "Gold Digger," told Gerry and the Pacemakers that in fact it is okay to walk alone, dumped the manipulative Martha Reeves on behalf of poor Jimmy Mack and taken the misguided instructions of a 17th century ballad to its logical conclusion.

THEY ARE FIXING THE CHARTS.

And unlike U2, they are actually recording their album in Joshua Tree (not just being photographed standing next to one)

Everybody In The French Resistance..Now Myspace

Vive la Résistance!


3 comments:

Lana said...

Vive la resistance!

Anonymous said...

Roy Orbison- Pretty Woman

on behalf of all the ugly women that never got cat-called or were the object of some man's unwanted advances. lol.

roxane said...

Vive la resistance, I agree... but, if "Everybody Was In the French Resistance, Now", when will you come to FRance ?