I had an ace Christmas. I spent it at my girlfriends parents house in San Francisco.
Even though I was so far away from home Father Christmas still managed to find me.
He brought me The Audacity Of Hope by Barrack Obama and a Tea Cosy.
When I unwrapped the Tea Cosy at first I thought it was a wooly novelty hat.I think I even said thank you for the Hat.
Being very British and therefore incredibly polite, even though I would have looked ridiculous in it.I had every intention of wearing the "hat" all day and acting as if I thought I looked great in it.
Then as I started to take it out of the wrapping I noticed that it had a hole in one side. Instead of noticing the tea cup though and realising what it was I thought to myself
"Is this a balaclava? are they taking the piss?"
Once I found the other hole and eventually worked out what I was holding. I gave a very loud sigh of relief.
I was very grateful for a tea cosy as I drink a lot of tea. As the relief from not having to wear it in public streamed across my face though. I must have looked insane with gratitude.
Dyans Parents must now think that I really really like tea cosys
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I wouldnt write it off as a fashion statement just yet. You look simply dashing in it.
Happy new year Eddie :)
lovely! i returned to london from CA for xmas this year and bought a similar hat in burton of all places. Never thought of using it as a tea cosy. Might put it on the kettle anyway, see what happens.
Be your next Christmas in sunny California or in the chilly UK, there is sure to be a hat 'neath the tree.
kv
Hahahahahahaha!!that's made my day,the picture of that "hat"on you.It suits you Eddie,its very chic,really.Keep wearing it.
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