Hello. I've barely used this blog recently. I've been writing a book. I've very nearly finished the first draft. It feels pretty good.
Anyway I'm moving house so I thought I'd come here and try and sell some things so I don't have to move them.
First of all I have this bloody massive painting called Abstract Expressionism Is Harder Than It Looks (Lots Of Fun Though) it costs 350 Euro and should probably go to some one in Berlin or nearby as the shipping will be loads. If you live in Berlin I can drop it off round your house providing you give me a cup of tea for my trouble when I get there.
If you like the painting but live miles away I can make a version that is a more reasonable size (16" x 18") and post it to you for £67.50 (including P&P) in the abstract expressionist colours of your choice.
I also have other paintings for sale HERE
Secondly. I'm not sure if you remember my woefully under appreciated concept pop band Everybody Was In The French Resistance...Now.
Well I have a box of Merch in my house.
I have one of the white t-shirts (Large)
Some of the green ones (Large, Medium)
and a few of the CDs.
Everything will come with a signed Everybody Was In The French Resistance...Now poster that looks like this (but with a signature on it)
For the T-Shirts it is £22.50 and for the CD's £15.50 (including Postage)
If you are interested in buying any of these things you can email me at email@example.com
(I apologise that I am posing like a catalogue model in some of those photos)